"A Drama Called Eyelashes" - His Side of the Story

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6:30am
Where am I?!
What am I?!
Where to today?!
I'm on page 100 again... 😵
She?
He's sleeping, he's fine... I have to be quiet, just don't ask me anything, I don't even know where to start... it's definitely too early for any questions!
By the way, my wife is a Gemini by horoscope, you never know what she'll wake up to in the morning... 😂
Okay, I'll just put on my jacket...
- "A cat?!"
Oh no! Here it is...
I come to the room hoping the question will be simple...
- "Give me my diary."
Huh?! 😳
- "It's in the bag... I don't know when I'll start today, and I got some messages last night so I'll see who it is and what it is."
So, it's half past 6 in the morning, you probably don't work before 9, sleep some more....
"Just give me the diary, let him..."
Ok, I'll bring her my diary, and I see that there won't be any other questions... great, today is the twin that I'm looking for... 😂
I kiss her and head for the door... I hear her grumbling from the room... she must have canceled again... oh my, you're lucky you didn't hear everything she said... 😏 As far as I understand it, if a client cancels because she's the first or last of the day, then it's okay, if it's in the middle of the day, then it's drama... I'll be hearing again tonight about how she canceled because of this and that, and how she asked for an appointment then and there, and mine doesn't have an appointment, so drama to put her in, then take this one out, then move this one, space that one out, move that one... I opened the planner a few times, not even Nick Praskaton would have figured it out - crossed out here, then an arrow here, an arrow there, a name over a name, an hour over an hour... my dear, show! 🙄

When we first started, she worked until 10pm almost every day. On Saturdays, she would work all day, and on Sundays she would also break down... since the salon opened at that time, she had to change her working hours - logical... yes, but not with you women... drama about appointments again, the ones who came at 9pm can't come anymore... they have to adapt to the new appointments... show... my one can't work for my dad anymore, because then she won't have time to do all the lashes.... my dad doesn't understand, he needs to scan 4 books on microeconomics and copy 3 construction logs... 🤯

When the drama about the new dates is over and everyone (even dad) has finally adjusted... we need to go to the annual... what are you doing!!!

You work for yourself, you go to GO when you decide and come back when you decide... how could she not... this hottie of mine posted that she was going to GO then and there... posted another cool photo, decorated it all in some app (she's talented, nothing special) DRAMA again... I was just about to hear something - right 😈 ...that's it... the phone rings... "What do you mean you're going to a birthday party?! Well, how long won't you be there? But it's my birthday! I need eyelashes...." I thought to myself, I need something too, but you're annoying, woman! 🙄🙄🙄 in the end she realized that it's best not to post anything, she's simply gone and that's it... 😋

Just when I thought there couldn't be any bigger drama... here comes the biggest one of all - GLUE! Did you know that THE GLUE doesn't stick, it WORKS... 🤔 at first I thought I was being fucked, and like - haha ​​yes, glue works... I see this one is serious, ok... I adjusted what I'm going to do.... and so, the glue DOESN'T WORK... how can you not live with it, buy something else.. she bought another and a third - it doesn't work, the humidity is low she says... What now?! She has to buy a humidifier... everything! Ok she bought some machine, it swallows 5l of water in half an hour... the humidity is great she says, the glue works... Masala I said! "But... the humidifier makes a mess!" Excuse me?! Flood behind the humidifier, laminate floor is ruined! What now!? Nothing, she mops the floor every hour and a half, the salon has never been clean.... luckily autumn came quickly and the rains saved the floor - oh my eyelashes! 😶 mmhhhm YES!

By the way, there are competitions, in those eyelashes, right... and when she told me that she had already won some awards in competitions, I didn't believe it until I saw the cups... well, she said it's good that at least you don't go there for free... do they pay you to come? She says I pay... you pay to get the cup - great! 😂😂😂 Imagine that, every day they do the same thing, and then one weekend comes when they do eyelashes FOR FREE (i.e. they still pay)! And my wives, it's not easy for you either.... 🤐
There was also some drama surrounding some online competitions, she was cursing one day that she paid for something 5 months ago and that she had 3 more days to send pictures, but she didn't have time to do her eyelashes... I didn't understand, so you do your eyelashes every day!!?!! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

Oh, and allergies! Sunday morning - a day off for us, right, we call it "our day"... 😍 the phone rings, buzzing everywhere, messages, pictures, panic.... what the heck! She shows me a picture - a bumblebee woman.. her eyes closed, her heart pounding, she can't even see the camera to take a selfie... what now!? Nothing, my girl calls everyone in a row for someone to fix her up and sell her some ointment at the pharmacy to take to her wife... I'm hungover again because of my eyelashes, and this is not the first or last time... 😏 I spent half of "our day" thinking about whether it's possible for someone to put something on their eyes that could cause an allergy... and pay for it! 😆😆

And so... while I'm going through drama every day because of my eyelashes, I don't even know how we managed it, but our baby is coming... 👨‍👩‍👧 of course she didn't stop working then... but now, she's slowly stopping, working less and less...

DRAMA! 😓😓😓 He asks me every morning where I'm going and when I'll be back... 😭

Planner, I love you no matter how messy you are and I want you to get back to work as soon as possible...

😍 your I.